Reblog and I will check out your blog, and follow you!
Need to FILL UP my dash!
Holy shit I am laughing so hard
you mean to tell me america are just starting to colour their money
man you guys are way behind
crikey
straya
What is that picture?
Is there a new version of Monopoly out?
THAT’S OUR MONEY YOU INCONSIDERATE FUCKTARD
(Source: gameboid)
do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts
yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me
i feel you
we all feel you
why are so many people touching me
This is why you don’t walk around in the middle of the night
This is a useful resource…
i’ll be the most creative murderer the world has ever seen
two types of people
#i can practically hear the hannibal fandom screaming hallelujah
(Source: inthepitofmystomach)
nothing is more stressful than whenever someone catches you looking at them and you make solid eye contact for about .06 seconds and then look away really quick
ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago